My brain hurts

It turns out that my entire brain has room to be filled only with stress about the Happy Ending premiere at Joe’s Pub. It has no room for other things, like thoughts about blogging. Blogging takes time and I need that time to be consumed with things that are out of my control. If I take the time away from worrying about things that are out of my hands, then I feel utterly helpless. And feeling utterly helpless affects my mental health, which to be honest was never very good to begin with. Therefore, I cannot afford to take time away from worrying about things that are out of my hands, for fear of propogating further ill-health in the region of my mental. Also, I need my fingers for other things and cannot afford the time to lend them to blogging. If I use my fingers to blog, then they are not located at my temples where they are needed to plug up the leaking stress. So you see, this is why I have not blogged and why blogging at this very moment is causing me undue pain as it is taking away from less purposeful things, like suffering from panic and anxiety attacks. For the purposes of this post, I have hired a temporary temple-plugger while I type. He is very pricey, so this is a short post. Happy Thanksgiving. What am I thankful for? I am thankful that Thanksgiving is over so I can return to more productive things that will lead me to antidepressants and therapy. Okay, you caught me. So I can return to productive things that will lead me to MORE antidepressants and MORE therapy. Pray for me. Without like, actually, you know, praying.



4 responses

  1. Anonymous Avatar

    Are white Jewish men permitted at your readings?

  2. Hmmm…good question. I’ll look into it and get back to you. In the meantime, take off your pais, put on a wig, and make your way over, whoever you are.

  3. Anonymous Avatar

    Well, Amanda, I don’t remove my pais for just anyone. But I’m going to do so here and come to next Wednesdays reading assuming there is going to be one next Wednesday.

    Can I expect: single, cute, smart, funny, emotional stable Jewish women will be in attendance?

    Whoever You Are

  4. Well, whoever you are, there is a reading on Wednesday. It is the last reading ever at the Happy Ending bar. It will be crowded so come early. Pais in pocket. Cute girls a plenty.

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