used to be Anthony Michael Hall. But now he’s Michael Anthony Hall. I know this because I met him backstage at the Beastie Boys concert two night’s ago. Did he hit on me? I’m not sure. I’ll pretend he did. Better story. Michael Anthony Hall hit on me backstage at the Beastie Boys concert. He left in a puddle of tears when I rejected him. Although I’m not sure he hit on me. Regardless. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…
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