I don’t love him. Never did. Not even right now.

Just by coincidence, this bit was taped a year ago today. It’s a complete fluke that I happened to come across this today. I don’t spend what very little spare time I have trolling YouTube for videos of Craig Ferguson, or whatever his name is. I have little to no interest in this person. I care next to nothing about his existence or his recent secret marriage to NOT ME. But, now that America is the new Europe, (whaddup, Obama!) and us naturally born citizens are no longer ashamed to admit as much, I thought I’d put this up. But, just to be clear, when it comes to Mr. Ferguson, I am dead inside. Dead, I tell you.


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