Dear Amanda,

please stop talking so fast; you’re not on Adderall. If you continue to talk this quickly, you might as well take Adderall so you at least have some pre-arranged response when someone questions the speed within which you deliver your words.

I suppose that’s it, for now.



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  1. Anonymous Avatar

    Or, instead of not talking so fast you could just stop talking altogether.

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