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I write in a cafe near my apartment sometimes and this little girl came in with her mom. The cafe was playing the Talking Heads and she started dancing. I asked her if she liked the music and she said, “Burning Down the House is my favorite.”

That’s the kind of kid I want. Alas, her mother was not putting her up for adoption.


3 responses to “Cafe Jumper”

  1. Anonymous Avatar

    Adorable little girl! So what’s really stopping you from having one of your own?

  2. Amanda Avatar

    I need a baby daddy.

  3. Anonymous Avatar

    A baby daddy? Is that all you need? That’s easy. I think I know where you can find one.

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