Josh Ferris can write, but he cannot sing. Josh Ferris is cute, but he cannot sing. Josh Ferris is the new Ben Kunkel, but he cannot sing. Josh Ferris was invited to the New Yorker Party during BEA and I was not, but he cannot sing. 
Ferris put on his headphones, cranked up his ipod and sang to the audience with his eyes closed. He was so bad (and it was SO good) that his agent, the lovely, Julie Barer, had to come up and stop him lest it ruin an already burgeoning career.
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