“I think I make it up as I go along and so does America,” he said. “So that’s why it makes sense. You started it, but I wanted to be part of it.” — Craig Ferguson
And that, ladies and men, is why I love him. Now go buy his book so you can love him, too.











You know, I really tried to get his first novel for Soft Skull. (Chronicle ended up paying a bunch of money for it…)