So I’m sitting here waiting for my friend Darin Strauss (author of new novel, More Than it Hurts You)
when I realize that Craig Ferguson is my fiance. People have said, since time began, “You’ll know it when you see him.” Well, they’re right. Tomorrow, it’s down to the DMV for a name change. Or to update my expired drivers’ license. Whichever line is shorter.
Congratulations, Darin! And congratulations to you, Mr. Stern Ferguson! You’ll leave it in my hands to register, yeah?